1. Hmm…

    People who say “irregardless”… what do they think “regardless” means?

    I’d pay to hear them use “irregard” as a verb. (e.g., “Don’t pay that ho no attention—just irregard her!”)

     
  2. Giants win the pennant! On Uribe go-ahead homer!

    As in life, in baseball the greatest joy is often delivered by the fattest men.

     
  3. Opening salvo

    “There’s a fine line between genius and insanity in anyone who’s the best at anything.”

    QuickQuiz

    Who said this, and about whom?

    A) Boris Yeltsin, about Estelle Getty

    B) Frank Sinatra, about Gary Coleman

    C) Pat Cash, about John McEnroe

    D) Napoleon, about himself